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Oct. 21st, 2009

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May. 19th, 2009

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Two songs stuck in head: "White Punks On Dope" and "What Do You Want from Life?", both by The Tubes. SUPERIOR 70's/80's band. Fee Waybill!

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My pajama bottoms have a ridiculous hole in them. No longer wearable in front of other humans. Unless...DUCT TAPE. Survey says...OUCH.

May. 15th, 2009

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He's a handicapped fat irritable white cat. The people he was stolen from (sorta true) removed his front claws. Probably the only reason he's not killed me yet.

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The irrita!le fat cat's favorite trick is to secretly shoot white fur on me when I'm in a hurry to get to work. He transfers his anger onto me. Hateful cat.

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The fat cat's name is Sir William White, Expeditionary Kitty Cat. I just call him Honkey. Honk, too. He doesn't get the joke.

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My fat cat is very fat. He has no self esteem. He also has anger issues. Sometimes, he will just bite you for no reason. I think he's an ass.

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Happy Friday. I was awakened by an ill-tempered fat white cat who almost killed me with his massive bulk. He needs a cat weight loss program.

May. 5th, 2009

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Tuesday's gone. I'm at a whacked ouit meeting all day today, too.

Apr. 11th, 2009

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Remember the movie "!and of the Hand" from the 80's? It still stinks, just so you know.

Apr. 8th, 2009

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T-shirts for hairy chested men. Conspicuous cut-outs. Check it out: http://ping.fm/4WZ9N

Apr. 1st, 2009

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I'm either being attacked by things I'm allergic to, or I have a cold. I can't tell which. I'm taking both kinds of medicines, so watch out.

Mar. 30th, 2009

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Charlotte Airport, US Airways: they can't find a jetway operator. Isn't that important enough to have around?

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Orlando meeting: Evacuation Complete! Waiting for the plane. I've got a ridiculously long wait. I'm rationalizing it as a very bad commute.

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And by "stay", I mean "keep me from hunger". That clarification is for Paul M.

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Steak & eggs, for lunch. That'll stay with me til Tuesday.

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In Orlando to talk M&S and security requirements with other DoD people. It's a hit-and-run. Home tonite.

Mar. 24th, 2009

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I'm helping my son with math. He's smart as a whip.

Mar. 23rd, 2009

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Just watched the end of "Castaway". What a great, uplifting, sorta sad movie. A favorite!

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Green tea after supper is the shizzle. Makes it all better, without the caffeine.

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